duech bag

That Albanian asshole was a complete duech bag.

1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night."

2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"

3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"